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| Writers Quotes "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." Tom Clancy
"I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it." William Faulkner
"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87." Steve Martin
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| Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
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2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
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| Work quotes "The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work." Robert Frost
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse." Dennis Miller
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" Edgar Bergen
"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished." Leslie Nielsen
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job." Slappy White
"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'." Robert Paul
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." Muhammad Ali
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