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Dead Last Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. | |
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Dog Lover The 6 a.m. regulars at the dog run are, not surprisingly, a pet-oriented group. Recently John started discussing his trip. “The flight was awful! We were delayed for a few hours, and when we finally boarded, the baby behind me didn’t stop crying for the whole flight.” | |
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Back in Bed His aching back made it impossible for my friend’s husband to get a decent night’s rest on their lumpy mattress. “Until I feel better, I’m going to sleep on the couch,” he announced. | |
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All in the Perspective Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?” | |
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