Jokes for Friday July 31, 2009

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These Lights Halfway through a romantic dinner out, my husband smiled and said, “You look so beautiful under these lights.” I was falling in love all over again when he added, “We gotta get some of these lights.”
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Salmon After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?” “Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
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Eating a Quarter “What should I do?” I pleaded over the phone. My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, “Swallowing a quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again and a can of pop shoots out of his rear, give me a call.”
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Peat Moss A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some identification.” He replied, without hesitation, “No ma’am, that won’t be necessary.” “How come?” asked the woman. “Crooks don’t buy peat moss.” answered the clerk.
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