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Valedictorian At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian. He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister was also valedictorian. | |
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Going Out? I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. | |
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Elevator Keys A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. | |
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Today's Jokes Plus The Evian Baby Skaters
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