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Handyman? My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch in the master bedroom to save us from fumbling in the dark for the lamp. He cut through the drywall and found a stash of bottles and small boxes inside the wall. "Honey!" he called excitedly. "You've got to come here and see what I found." I ran in and quickly realized that his next task would be to fix the hole that now led into the back of our medicine cabinet.
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Free Dinner? Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, argue with the sock about who should pay. Then say, "Fine! You pay," throw the sock on the table and walk out.
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Quick Funny "What a hotel! The towels were so fluffy I could hardly close my suitcase." -- Henny Youngman
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