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Tidbits "If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." ~ Red Green --- "People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think." ~ George Carlin --- "I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other." ~ Robert G. Lee
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Identity A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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