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Injustice -- In 2003, televangelist Jim Bakker paid a $3.7 million settlement for defrauding his followers. Lawyers got $2.5 million of it - and each victim got $6.54. | |
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Boring Class A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures. | |
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One-Liners -- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. | |
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An Addiction Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. | |
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