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The Lawn Mower Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. | |
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Today's Jokes Plus Free $1,000 Sam's Gift Card
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