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Plea After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges." | |
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Energy Engineering classes at the University of Maryland are tough, and struggling students sometimes go to extremes in order to pass. Grading exams one semester, I got to this question: "What is the relationship between kinetic and potential energy?" | |
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Linguistics A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. | |
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Priest and Pastor A priest and pastor from the local parishes were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" | |
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Monday, November 9, 2009
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