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| The Pig A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig.
He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over. Cop says "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?"
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So the next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. "What are you doing? I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo!"
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| Mother & Baby Camel A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
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"That`s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."
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| Spelling Mouse Teacher: Melody, spell mouse.
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Melody: A tail. |
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