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| Honey it's me Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"
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WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."
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WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
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